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The Conal Effect

When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.

Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024
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Conall

Conall is a name used to describe a kind golden retriever boy with a big penis. Devilishly handsome but completely unaware of it. A fiend for pints.
Person A: “wow - that is such a gorgeous pint crazy man!”

Person B: “Yeah - he’s a real Conall alright.”
by Loverofconall August 9, 2022
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Conall

A male who often ditched the boys to hangout with his girlfriend. His girlfriend is very self centred and does not like to hang with others when Conall is around.
Hey man sorry I gotta hang with my girl today

Come on bro don’t pull a Conall
by K lol nibba July 26, 2019
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