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Convict

A word that describes how one might look. Ugly, tired, been around the block a few times, etc. Can also be used in combination with how someone feels.
B: Did you see the convict T.J. was with last night?
MB: Yeah, he must have had alot to drink, she was straight from!
by bnasty October 30, 2006
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Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
by Nickyp August 6, 2014
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convict-19

someone who knows coroana is a collective name for influenza,s common flew

caused by pathogens of plant and/or animal germs, and a refreshing kind of Mexican beer.
and is wrongfully convicted through the fear of self proclaimed hierarchical germo-fobes to go bankrupt , attract a real dis-ease , has to hide his/her face , is imprisoned in his/her own home , not allowed to visit a dying relative , watch dis information all day long , refuses to where masks and keep distance , stands up against corruption on government level , does not recognize him/herself as infectious or the cause of people dying in shock and awe , goes against the fear tactic narrative , but is of sound mind and health and hold no fear and understands memes/humor.
hey brother convict-19! doing time at home?
still got enough cold corona.s in the fridge?
that stuff is on sale everywhere!
where watching this rigged game at home looks like where headed in to overtime.
all convict-19 ,s are being played by the ref.
by R-Evolution-SoulJah November 12, 2020
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Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."
Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?
by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021
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Convict Clean

When one washes themselves so vigorously as if they do not know when they will get a permission to bathe again.
Damn boy... You smell soooo good. You convict clean.

Stop scrubbing so hard. U tryna get that shit convict clean?
by Wilbrina624 January 14, 2022
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Convict allies

The best FtC ending.
by just_a_togekiss November 29, 2022
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convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.
"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".
by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023
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