Comvict 

Somebody who steals jokes from other people or comedians and tries to pass it off as their own, or a person who uses the same waste-of-breathe jokes that are not funny the first time around. If found out, label that person with what they really are. A 'Comvict'

Group Of Friends

Guy 1: Wow its such a hot day

Comvict: I know, im wearing a wifebeater but dont worry, the guns are on safety

Guy 1: Ok Mate

Comvict: Its a oneway ticket to the gunshow baby

Guy 1: Dude, stop

Guy 2: *Karate chopping the air*

see Social Slayer

Comvict by The Social Protectors April 22, 2011

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Comvite 

1. An invitation to come and invite your friends to do something absolutely f*cking awesome. (come+invite)

2. A story you'll want to do.

Comvite to the party; it's gonna be awesome.

Comvite by Comvite June 24, 2016

Convicted News Faker 

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.

Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.

Convicted News Faker by J B10 January 17, 2020

convict 

Convict is that person who commits crime and get caught. Once convicted he has to serve the sentence, the crime could be ranging from rape, murder, burglary or theft to cheating, fraud or an scam. Some people are proud to be convicts and other are ashamed. Some people become convicts due to circumsatnces and some by choice.

Chinaman: I have heard Australian were brought as convicts to this kangaroo land from UK.
Shopkeeper: True Chinaman, just like you have arrived here to work as chef and kitchenhand.
Chinaman: But there is difference in being a convict and a chef isn't it.
Shopkeeper: What difference they both have some skills and knowledge to contribute to the country isn't it!

convict by Rocky1 September 8, 2008

Convict Material

a girl so ugly that the only guys who would ever think of dating her are hard up convincts who haven't seen pussy in 10 years or kfc workers with acne on their face.

no wonder that girl is so jealous of her friend, she's pure convict material.

Convict Material by flow mt January 18, 2009

Convict Sleeping 

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence

During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.

Convict Sleeping by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009