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cup of coffee for your head

When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.
I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.
by snacc bacc August 13, 2020
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Coffee Shop Revolutionary

An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.

These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".

The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations.

Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!

Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.

Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
by RealMadrileno March 6, 2007
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Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.
”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.
by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020
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Coffee Cup Cunnilingus

The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.

Girl: That's kinda hot.
by jag-d April 28, 2012
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Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.
"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"
by Shaved Deer January 12, 2012
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cum coffee

When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.
Phil created a lovely cup of cum coffee, and served it to his lady.
by Cumbarista November 5, 2013
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Swiss Coffee

A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.
Guy: What are you drinking?
Other Guy: Swiss Coffee.
Guy: You mean Irish Coffee?
Other Guy: No.
by Bendabig August 4, 2007
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