Stella-commute

Working from the bar with a Stella Artois in hand.

"I'm not going into the office today; I'm going to Stella-commute."

by AJLaw May 27, 2009

Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.

Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today

by AshiJ July 16, 2020

morning commute

When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.

Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!

Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute

by Erk1 May 15, 2014

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

commutersynch

Inflected Form(s): commutersynched, commutersynching
1. a situation in which a person or persons in an adjacent vehicle is singing along to the song playing in your vehicle
2. an attempt to find the song that a person or persons is singing in an adjacent vehicle

"Dude, I was totally commutersynched on my way home from work today."

"That guy is belting it out- let's try and commutersynch him."

by MonKeye October 26, 2011

Stripper Commute

(n.) 1. A lengthy drive from one's residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or associates and revealing she's a stripper.

Since switching offices, Tommy's drive to work has become a stripper commute.

by Kurtisbadical February 24, 2010

dirt-tube commuter

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

by Anonymous January 19, 2003