colostowhore

In prison durning every man love thursday its the poor basterd with the colostamy bag that gets fucked in the ass and colostomy hole for cigarettes.

Stan: Why does dude have so many cigarettes?

Richie: He's a colostowhore, and gets the shit fucked out of him every man love thursday for smokes.

Stan: Oooooh!

by pfc joe snuffy February 5, 2008

Coolstory Bro

What you say to someone after they have attempted to troll you to hell.

Person A: (A long streak of trolling)
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.

by Anon451 November 3, 2009

colossome

An adjective describing a well endowed woman's breasts.

Did you see those colossome tits? Yeah they were huge.

by lqberry September 14, 2007

colostobaggin

Tearing up a near-empty box/carton of wine to get to the plastic bag and squeeze the last few drops out. A sign of desperation. An act typically performed when no one else is watching.

The guests were all gone, but Mike needed a final swish of plonk before bed. Confident he was alone, Mike had no hesitation about colostobaggin the last drink of the evening.

by jamie3211 October 18, 2017

Calostomating

Calostomating, is an act set outside of the sexual boundaries. It calls for two people, one of which bowels fueled and ready to go. The other one courageously outfitted for the task. The first individual lays down ready to meet his/her make me. The other individual with festering colon contents ready to majestically also elegantly shower individual A with the thunder down under. Once in place individual B hovers rectum roughly 3-5 inches away from individual A’s eye socket. In order for this process to be performed to the highest of abilities, let shit fester for 3 or more days and also built up with great pressure.

Tired of the of the same sex positions? Need something new and exciting? Every wonder what’s it’s like to projectile shart directly in someone’s cornea? Well look no further with calostomating

by Wacka flockin April 21, 2018