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Dowling College

A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.

Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!

...yeah you and every other spook in the state...

Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?

How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....
by Team Sexual July 9, 2010
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Collette

she will make the bestest friend ever, she's loyal & a hella baddie, she's one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and HELLA HOT.
damn Collette is on fire!
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college

1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working.
2. Hell
by Meno February 27, 2005
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collegeboard

A useless (***not for profit after everyone gets paid 19 times above minimum wage) organization that will never reply to your emails or calls. They will avoid responding to your questions by sending you generic BS emails and never solve your problems until you just decide to drop it and slowly sink further into a ball of suffering. Their pandemic response consists of trying to figure out how to make 90$ per AP exam x a million of students without doing any actual work and sacrificing our rights to online privacy by filming students for proctor's spank banks. In addition to AP exams, they decided to leech more money out of good middle class families that only want their children to succeed by basically creating the same thing under a different name : SAT Subject Tests.

Side note: They also administer satan approved torture method alternatively called the SAT. But don't worry, cause they're ***not for profit.
Friend: Hey I dreamt about going to hell yesterday!
You: Oh, did you see collegeboard there?
by coleel April 29, 2020
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st clements college

St Clements college is a school with idiotic teachers like Ms.farrel who has been teaching since the stone age,Ms beehan who is a dictator when it comes to religion
Oh you go to "St Clements college" Unlucky you
by Tobey maguire May 25, 2019
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Ashdale Secondary College

Achieving an ass future

K3RMIT GXNG PROPERTY
Ashdale Secondary College be like “Fuck bro another bomb threat
by K3RMIT GXNG June 8, 2019
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College Ranking

In higher education, college and university rankings are determined by any combination of factors. Rankings can be based on subjectively perceived "quality," on some combination of empirical statistics, or on surveys of educators, scholars, students, prospective students, or others. Rankings are often consulted by prospective students and their parents in the university and college admissions process.

The US News and World Report is the most influential ranking in the US. Schools are split into four tiers, with the best being first, and then schools are ranked within each of tier. The first tier is reserved for only the top 50 schools and any college ranked below 50 but above the third tier is part of the second tier. The fourth tier is reserved for the bottom of the barrel colleges and universities.
Some schools are considered so far below average that they don't even garner a college ranking. These include institutions like Walden University and Axia College.
by Employed College Grad June 18, 2009
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