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Cape Henry Collegiate

A Place where everyone is welcome...unless you aren't rich. A school where a myriad of students are "asked to leave" usually due to drug related offenses, cheating, and breaking and entering. Hey we even let dummies in...don't worry, your spot at Cape will be reserved if you ask mommy and daddy to write a big fat check so that administration can waste their money on another new cafeteria with nasty ass ceilings. Oh and let's not forget you can count on the guidance counselors to completely ignore all problems maybe because they are "currently" working on the degrees that they should have had before getting their job. Last but not least, do not be surprised if you freeze your toes, fingers, ears, tongue, and tits off... Cape Henry can't afford heat!
Hey is there any place where you don't have any rights of any kind?

Yeah... Cape Henry Collegiate
by canInoo February 1, 2019
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Humberside Collegiate Institute

This is the best school in the Bloor-West-Village area of Toronto, Ontario.

The only other nearby schools are Western Technical Institute and Ursula Franklin Academy; they're both schools filled with druggies, and with people who couldn't make it in HCI.

HCI's also the best place to go if you want some weed; all the sellers are legit and won't scam you at all.
Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class

Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
Instruction Computer Science (ICS) - Mr. Hutchison.
Any math classes, if taught by Mr. Hutchison.
Co-Op - Mr. Evely.
What's the best school ever?
Humberside Collegiate Institute.
by Serg! October 1, 2012
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Collegiate

Collegiate is a place where guys can hang out with girls freely, and enjoy each others company. This is contrary to Collegiate's rival school, St. Christophers where all they have time to do is gloat about how pretty each others flowing hair and matching fluorescent costumes look, because there are no girls to do this job. The life of a Collegiate student is a life lived to the fullest, dominating in outstanding athletic and academic achievements, as well as dominating the competition on having a good time, which is why the Saint Catherine's girls join the Collegiate girls, leaving the boys to give each other their own kind of fun.
Collegiate Guy: Man, doesn't it feel good knowing that we aced that test?
Collegiate Guy 2: Yeah, but this St. Catherine's girl made me feel a whole lot better last night, in the saddle.
by mordechai September 30, 2005
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collegiate tuck

While wearing a belt, tucking a shirt in only behind the belt buckle and leaving the shirt hanging out everywhere else.
PERSON ONE: What's with all those guys sporting the collegiate tuck?

PERSON TWO: Maybe they're just too lazy to finish tucking in their shirts.
PERSON THREE: Or they just want to show off their superfly belt.
by phideltordie June 16, 2011
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Packer Collegiate Institute

It is the best private school in all of Brooklyn Heights. It has great food, great kids, and great teachers. It is such a cool place to hang around at. Most of us call it Packer. We are rivals with Saint Ann's but we beat them in a lot of sports.
Packer Collegiate Institute is the best school ever!!!
by whatsmyname. January 13, 2011
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collegiate

another sucky richmond private school that thinks its okay so totaly ruin middle school girl-boy relationships by seperating the girls and boys witch causes to eventually ruin high school because theyre all prude.
freeman boy: i fucked shelby last night!
collegiate boy: oh gosh. we kissed!
by collegiatesucks July 29, 2006
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phoenix collegiate

absolute shithole of a school. i don’t recommend going there at all
do not go to phoenix collegiate at all
phoenix collegiate is terrible
by yes lad May 31, 2022
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