COG

My neighbor is such a COG, it's too bad he's forty...
by Amazonians October 28, 2011
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so I was at the bar last night and this COG kept hitting on me
by kuhkuh July 26, 2010
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cog

The illigitimate offspring created as a result of a cod and a frog mating
Mr C Cod and Mrs C Frog are happy to announce the arrival of their first cog.
by Diddly von Diddler August 13, 2007
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cog

Suck my cog.
by Butchie December 19, 2003
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cog sex

Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!
"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."
by unkledadi April 06, 2023
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cog porn

Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.
"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."
by unkledadi April 09, 2023
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cog sex

Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!
"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."
by Cog Sex May 23, 2023
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