cocomelon

a god. an absolute god you should worship. Cocomelon is our god.

"Wow have you worshiped Cocomelon today?"

"Yeah man, it feels so good."

by bellaiscoolerthanu April 1, 2021

cocomelon

elite music for the most mature s. rank people

hey wanna go hang and listen to cocomelon with me?

by sawaraseni March 11, 2021

COCOMELON

Cum on me daddy, and if your a fUcking kid bro go away y u serchin cocom3lon bro if you can read this u wayee 2 old

NIGGA COCOMELON is gay y u still watch n1gga
Idk man cuz I'm like 5 and a half
NIKA dats very gay bro lik suk mi cok

by Ballsack9000 February 15, 2022

cocofelon

Someone dumb and weird

Hey have you heard about edwin? Hes a cocofelon

by anonymous March 22, 2024

cocomelonoffical123

cocomelonoffical123 Is a very nice person and very talented person who loves jack and joe tazuna but sometimes…they can be very sus…

Person 1:Name someone who is sus
Person 2: cocomelonoffical123

by Livelaughibushi August 17, 2021

Cocomelon

A show you watch while fucking you ex father inlaw Jeremy

Jeremy: so what episode of cocomelon are we watching to night?
You: all of them

by Jeremy Fitzgerald October 13, 2021

Cocomelon

A kids show in which you can show to ur kids on how they can act like a smart person. It features babies whose heads built like Baldi's basics and Riley's dad from inside out is featured in it :)

Rated G very family friendly
Free entertainment like old McDonald had a farm in which ur kids can learn to become a farmer. (Maybe learn how to be like Baldi)

Has over a gazillion reviews.

A review from a parent. (PARENT'S NAME CENSORED FOR PRIVACY REASONS)

Review from Mrs. ███████

This show is one of best kids shows out there. My child was kept on going to Brazil and when I put on this show, he stopped and never went to Brazil ever again. I highly recommend Cocomelon if your child is going to Brazil.

by Dumbkidin2022 February 1, 2022