The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.
He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
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Damnit Rob, save us some of these women. The all know that you're cocktaculous and we can't get any play.
-Man that dude pulls so much strange.
-Yea, all the bitches know he's cocktaculous.
-Man that dude pulls so much strange.
-Yea, all the bitches know he's cocktaculous.
by Dr. Seif September 22, 2011
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2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."
"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."
"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
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