cocktopussy

A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.

When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.

by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004

Cockstock

the act of leading on muliple males in order to build up a dating "safety net."

Celestine has been cockstocking all of those guys because she's worried she won't get Mateo.

Friend 1: Becky is totally cockstocking you! She really wants Hamilton!

Ben: It's cool. I'm bisexual so my dating pool is still very large.

by AddHamilton December 23, 2011

Cockstopper

a girl with a huge honker that stops the schlong from fully penetrating the throat.

I tried to get some deep throat action from her but that bitch has a huge cockstopper!

by fordposse October 18, 2008

cocktopus

A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.


popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.

that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!

guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?

by Kip & Dancan August 22, 2008

cockstorm

a. A complete and total fuckup.
b. Weirdboyscott

Quit being such a cockstorm, Scott! English isn't even Justin's first language!

by Moggie January 7, 2003

cockstomp

A general or all around jerk of a person. Characteristics of the said cockstomp may include being rude, conceded, belligerent, and of course having/being engaged in the sexual behavior of cock and ball torture

Wow, Stephan was such a cockstomp at work today!

Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!

by a_dub_for_realz March 30, 2008

cockstorm

1. The act of inserting an object into the male urethra (which is, in most cases, much larger than the natural size of the urethra) and pumping this object in and out of the male body until orgasm is achieved.

2. Gauging the size of the male urethra in order to accommodate objects that would otherwise be unable to fit.

I was cockstorming the other night and was able to fit a prosthetic arm into my dong.

by globalinsanity July 21, 2008