Legal Cockfighting is a play on words, cock means chicken or penis, and cockfighting means fighting chickens, legal way is fighting your penises, 2 males duke it out with natural lightsabers. (Black people are OP in this game)
Person 1: Dude did you see how Kevin took out Mark last night? that was insane!
Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
by koolbirb March 4, 2022
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Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Wilburn:Me to
Marchand:We should go Skiing sometime Then
Wilburn:That Sounds Grand
Danny and Joey:Well were Vagitarians
Marchand:Fuck that,The Vag Blows almost as Much as me and Wilburn.
Wilburn:Yeah I perfer the The Sperm Whale over the Bearded Clam.
Danny and Joey:Screw you guys were Going Home.
Wilburn:Ryan wanna come over and play Viva Pinata with the Eskimos.
Ryan:Sure you can play with my Joy Stick.
Wilburn:Me to
Marchand:We should go Skiing sometime Then
Wilburn:That Sounds Grand
Danny and Joey:Well were Vagitarians
Marchand:Fuck that,The Vag Blows almost as Much as me and Wilburn.
Wilburn:Yeah I perfer the The Sperm Whale over the Bearded Clam.
Danny and Joey:Screw you guys were Going Home.
Wilburn:Ryan wanna come over and play Viva Pinata with the Eskimos.
Ryan:Sure you can play with my Joy Stick.
by Danny D. and Joey T. March 2, 2008
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The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.
My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.
I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"
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by RDSTUD September 21, 2007
Get the flat cocking mug.A contest in which two men stimulate each other sexually by masturbation or other means to see who can delay his orgasm the longest. Traditionally, the loser or his spouse(if present) gets fucked by the winner. Usually performed in front of an audience to increase the loser's humiliation.
Bart won his cockfight with Ben by making Ben cum first while everyone watched. His humiliation was complete after Bart fucked his ass and jizzed on his face while the audience jeered.
by dcnutzball December 28, 2005
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