mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

Cockney

An accent that people speak in London that most people can not understand. It is not just east London that speaks in a cockeny accent, it just originated there. Through the years it has spread through london so North, South, East, West and Central have picked up the accent. Even people who do not live in London have the accent.

"Cockney"

by Unknown123233 March 10, 2009

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

cockney

Noble upstanding citizens of East London, NOT South, NOT West, and definitely NOT North Londoners, they're all a bunch of arseholes. So get it right you Northern Monkeys, Cockneys are from East London. Now get on and dig for coal or whatever it is you lot do for a living (walk to the dole office more than likely).

Cockneys = The best people in England.

by Peldon March 15, 2004

cocknomaroma

a fancy way to say cock without getting slapped by grandma.

A word to be screamed out when you don't know what to say when you get hit in your shlong "Oh my cock hurts".

Little boy:( gets hit in the shlong with baseball, boy little boy cries.)

Grandma: Oh my what happened?

Little boy: I got hit in my cocknamarama

Grandma: Is that some kinda show?

by i dont know? August 16, 2004

cockney phil

The persona and accent assumed by someone on the phone. Some people speak posh, others do a 'cockney Phil'.

"Awwight Pat, how's ya car? Laaaverly! Apples N pears. Chaz n dave me old china!" is what cockney Phil usually sounds like..

by Homer_Jay March 14, 2008

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003