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status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
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piece of shit cocksucker

1. A term used to describe someone that you hold in utter disregard or contempt.

2.Verbal slur meant to demean and emasculate a potential opponent in a street fight.

3. Term used to describe somebody that has ripped you off or offended you in any number of ways.
1. I hate that piece of shit cocksucker!

2. C'mon! You piece of shit cocksucker! Fuck you!

3. Nine hundred dollars?! That piece of shit cocksucker!
by Mr. Wisdom August 27, 2009
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Cocksucker

Someone who sucks cock.

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.
Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.
by de-pube February 10, 2021
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Arrogant Cocksucker

A condescending, mean spirited, despicable prick. Someone if you never saw or interacted with again, it would be too soon! One wants this type of person in their life about as much as they would want a rash on their own ass,however, sometimes they are simply unavoidable( Boss, Co-worker,neighbor,etc.). Just the sight of this individual can make you sick.
I can't stand how Bill talks down to me! He's a real arrogant cocksucker and I'd love to knock his ass in the grass!
by T123456789 August 5, 2011
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Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!
by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008
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cocksocket

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.
Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.
by Steph M. August 1, 2007
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Cocksucker red

The wearing of bright red lipstick by a female.
Samantha always wears that bright red lipstick. I think it's called cocksucker red.
by Jack Madison December 19, 2016
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