Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.
by Misfit December 19, 2003
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A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.
Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.
by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009
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Cock Rocking Twat Waffle

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage
when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting
by dick i have a big September 07, 2010
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Cock Rock Buttcheek

To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.
Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.
by Iamgaypeople December 31, 2021
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Cock in that rock.

When you have sex with a rich girl who is engaged to another man.
I got my cock in that rock. She was engaged with a fat ring on her finger. But I still busted a nut inside her.
by martita papita June 08, 2011
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Cock rock

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
by Дecca September 10, 2023
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Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.
by Cabgtv December 02, 2020
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