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Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).
Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!
by RandyRubix August 10, 2016
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A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.
He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)
by Little Gords July 24, 2006
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A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.
"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.
by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008
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An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.
The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.
by Arsian August 4, 2006
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What you say when you're trying to be edgy.
kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."
by Dubiks August 31, 2018
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