come-to-Jesus moment

When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering

fuck a come-to-Jesus moment

by fresh cream yum December 10, 2019

come to jesus

when a religious person realizes a non-religious (or religious) person is in need of God's love and help, they say this to tell them to come over to christianity (or to re-find God).

Also could be something said in the bed, if ya know what I mean ...

1. James, you suicide! Come to Jesus!
2. Oh, baby, come to Jesus, COME TO JESUS!

by deldelda July 29, 2004

come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.

We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

by Epiklandia November 22, 2020

come to nessus

slang for "come over so we can have gay sex"

Living#4691-come to nessus
_noah#4456-cant im busy

by johnmadden2 August 13, 2021

Come to section 127

Code amongst male homosexuals indicating a particular type of activity that will take place once the two individuals meet up. In this case, reciprocal penis/anus penetration.

Hey bro, when you get here, come to section 127 and after you do me up my butt I’ll do you up yours.

by BobbyInTheKnow July 30, 2022

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Come to armory 1

Come to armory 1 means that you are inviting someone to come and have rough anal sex with you and atleast 5 other people, doesnt matter if you are a boy or a girl.
You cannot decline this offer unless there arent atleast 5-6 people doing it.

Hey Masha, can you come to armory 1?

by j6ske January 22, 2024