A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 27, 2021
An example for organized clutter is when a room is full of junk and useless stuff making clutter. But is's organized to the person who has all that organized junk. An outsider may view this as hoarding or an abomination of clutter that needs to be cleaned. But the person who has organized clutter would view this as organize clutter because the viewer betrays this as clean clutter everything is organized the way they like it except everything is a mess because it's cluttered how it's supposed to be to that person
by Topanga Heart December 07, 2023
The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.
by Aspin Frederick September 09, 2022
A front tramp stamp: a tattoo on the area above the pubic bone and below the belly button. Either beside or on the iliac furrows created by the hip bones, aka the "cum gutters", this tattoo "clutters" the area with ink as it is generally as poorly done or trashy as your average tramp stamp.
by deathsbinky March 24, 2022
Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.
Also, super useful for procrastinating.
Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.
Also, super useful for procrastinating.
Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.
I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆
by dgivista January 18, 2025
A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.
by TrippinPimp420 April 03, 2021
by creator of clutter September 26, 2022