clucker

One who constantly talks noise and fronts in an effort to find someone to get them high, usually on crack.

Kevin has become a clucker. That guy is always clucking for a rock.

by A D Sicks August 7, 2006

clucker

One who is stupid, a dumbass, acts like an idiot and never is wanted around.

Dylan: Oh jesus Ham Sandwich is here.
Dan: God who invited that clucker.

by Dan The Mizan November 2, 2006

clucked

To be frightened. To experience persistent fear, usually after a life threatening event.chicken wuss

After being held down by three waves on the outer reef I was clucked for a week.

by krelt March 16, 2012

cluckerspaniel

A cocker spaniel that is addicted to crack or someone that does something to slightly annoy you.

Drew: "I can't go to green lake to play basketball."

Pat: "Man, why you gotta be such a cluckerspaniel?"

by chcknfjitas June 15, 2011

Cluckerfuck

To have sexual relations with a person on a bed of chicken tenders. Preferably while one or both parties are covered in some type of dipping sauce.

Austin just got done cluckerfucking that girl with a very feminine name. I couldn't tell from afar, but it appeared she was covered in hot sauce at the beginning, and ranch dressing at the end.

by Clucker Pucker March 29, 2015

cuckeyes

A misrepresented shoe on a nut

His shoes were cuckeyes

by BadgerGal October 24, 2019

carpet clucker

1.when one "clucks" through the carpet looking for crack/cocaine. aka crackhead.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.

1.John started carpet clucking after he smoked his last rock.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.

by AliDivito June 23, 2008