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Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
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Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
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Cuckblock

When a guy with no chance of hooking up with a girl cockblocks every other guy out of jealousy.
Dylan kept cuckblocking me last night. Laura told him there’s no way she would get with him so he cuckblocked me and her all night!
by Notmynamehere February 21, 2022
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Clockblocker

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."
by redmattersite August 4, 2018
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Clockblocking

Being stopped from leaving work by your superior in the company who picks the last minutes of the day to stop and talk to you.

(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.
by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009
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clockblock

When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.
I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.
by Ben Frey April 7, 2006
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clockblock

When you're having a sexual dream and it's interrupted by your alarm clock.
I was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, I got a clockbock. The alarm fuckin clockblocked me. Dirty bastard.
by Anthony-RJ October 17, 2008
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