Closet Gamer

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.

Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.

by Mikee011 September 1, 2008

Closet Party

GAY FUN TIME. THE ACT OF CLOSETED HUMANS PARTYING WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF A CLOSET. FORCED TO COME OUT INTO HOMOPHOBIC WORLD DUE TO CLAUSTROPHOBIA.. ALL GAYS ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC ITS A TRUE FACT M8...

GAY: IM STRAIGHT LOL JUST HAVING A CLOSET PARTY
FURRY: SAME

by Shakers Whisk April 19, 2017

Closest person to you

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .

Who is the closest person to you?

by Created from love February 11, 2019

Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun

Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.

by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2018

Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009

pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

broom closet

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.

I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.

by rhynne January 3, 2009