clockslack

slipping behind in your schedule

I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack

by Derek Watts January 30, 2009

Cockulation

A girl’s thought process when she approximates the size of a man’s dick before she goes home with him.

“According to my cockulation, he’s got a pretty weak dick game.”

by Cockulator January 12, 2018

Cockulatory Location

Similar to echolocation, except it only works for the blood pulsing through a dick.

I can see your dick throbbling under the table, I'm using cockulatory location.

by ItchyBaboon May 5, 2018

Cockulant

Too be cocky but also an asshole like a white college guy that makes fun of all the girls

That football player is such a cockulant bitch. She didn't even do anything to him.

by ALEX696969smh June 6, 2018

Crochular

Referring to the crouch area of a human

The ball hit Bryce in his crochular area

by Jerry Winthrop’s October 19, 2019

Cockelargemus

Huge fcking cock that was obtained by taking too much heroine and steroids and watcing the enterety of the Harry Potter series in one sitting.

"Hey dude, how's the Cockelargemus"

"Pretty good, the heroine is working well and it feels like my asshole is falling off"

by Cannonoffyt May 2, 2022

Clickulating

When something in AP calc is starting to click but it's still processing

"This limitations equation is low-key clickulating!!!"

by Marett's Definitions Writer August 1, 2025