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Calamari Cocktail

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!
by Isl-96 February 9, 2023
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Cocktail Laugh

An annoying fake laugh perpetrated to make one believe they were amused at your comment.
"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."
by RocketScience August 13, 2016
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Cosby Cocktail

An alcohol beverage prepared with the intent of sexually/physically stimulating the person you intend to take home. The purpose of this beverage is to increase/guarantee one’s chance of successful intercorse. The beverage may contain a substance to enhance or/and cancel the memory of sexual interaction.
I think someone gave me a Cosby cocktail last night because pissing like I had sex all night!
by Imthejoker December 4, 2018
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Dump Cocktail

A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.
Great Days usually begin with a DC (Dump Cocktail)!
by Club228 June 24, 2021
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cocktable

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
by cocktableman August 25, 2009
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cockatile

A variant of the avian species Nymphicus hollandicus (Cockatiel) that is made purely out of granite counter tiles.
"Damn bro, I didn't know you had a pet cockatile!" "Yup! It's a lot of work though. I have to shine him twice a week".
by LegMilkDrinker May 28, 2021
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scottish coktail

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out
i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka
by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008
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