by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008
Get the Clarking itmug. When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.
Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..
..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!
..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!
by Mambam March 09, 2008
Get the clarkedmug. The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.
My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!
by Conscientious Mailer February 23, 2014
Get the Clarkedmug. When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.
The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.
The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.
Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"
by Confessabear November 07, 2012
Get the Clarkingmug. This word is derived from the ancient Egyptian hieroglyph meaning to love, or love physically. Men named Clarke are typically studs and have gargantuan trouser snakes. Women with the name Clarke are notoriously good slam pieces and should be hunted down and smashed as often as possible. It is always recommended to wear a rubber when engaging a Clarke because you can’t be sure who else has been there.
Dude 1: "Bro, I met this Clarke the other day at the laundry mat and loaned her 25 cents. She was so grate she jumped my bones right there."
Dude2: "NO WAY!!!!"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, those tile floores are a killer on your knees."
Dude2: "NO WAY!!!!"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, those tile floores are a killer on your knees."
by The Glad Pirate Named Roger January 15, 2011
Get the Clarkemug. Josh: "Since splitting with Callum, all she does all day is stay at home, eating ice cream and watching re-runs of 'Lost'. She's getting quite clarke."
by cummings2k10 July 10, 2010
Get the Clarkemug. A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.
The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.
Most republicans are clarkes.
The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.
Most republicans are clarkes.
by Mmm October 14, 2012
Get the Clarkemug.