CaddyMad

The highest point of mortal anger. Common instances include awkward silences ending with a sense of impending doom, or death threats involving beating you to death with such objects as a Nerf Mace. The best approach to dealing with a Caddymad individual is changing your name and identity, then spending the rest of your life living on a remote mountaintop. Responding in any other fashion has been officially classified as Suicide, and is not advised in any situation.

Anger is classified into twelve distinct categories: Gandhi, Stoned, Asleep, Average, Annoyed, Irritated, Ticked Off, Pissed Off, Angered, Wrathful, Homicidal Rampage, and CaddyMad. A numerical system of anger was once proposed, but declined due to the fact that even infinity is too small too contain CaddyMad.

An Actor leaves before a performance, and must be replaced at the last minute. Another actor is CaddyMad, and when he shows up the next day he is mysteriously never seen again, although he does make a surprise reappearance as the part of Yorick in the next showing of Hamlet.

by The Left Side of Infinity December 6, 2010

Chaddesden choker

A shagger who consistently pleases with his pork sword!

Your looking happy today barb!
I'm still drying out! I took the Chaddesden choker last night!

by Chard007 February 9, 2018

cowboy caddilac

A 4 door 4X4 pick-up. Probably with a lift kit. Also known as a redneck limo

Hey Jim Bob, you fixin to drive down in yer cowboy Caddilac?

by Frank J. August 6, 2007

chaddi buddy

Derived from the Hindi word "chaddi" and the english word buddy, it literally means 'underwear friend'. Its used in the sense that you've been bros/friends since you guys were kids.

Him? We've known each other for the last 15 years. he literally a chaddi buddy of mine

by megaman10 July 26, 2011

scantily clad

another word for underdressed, wearing something that is too cold for the weather, and covers too little of the body

Man: I went to Hooters yesterday
Woman: and?
Man: the chiks were wearing tiny orange shorts
Woman: how scantily clad!

by Krasavitsa April 26, 2006

chaddi

a term used for the Hindu right wing fundamentalist organisations in India, especially the RSS(rashtriya swayamsevak sangh). mainly used in a mocking,derogatory way,owing to the khaki knickers they use as uniform.

well, you can't expect manners from the Rss chaddies of all people.

many chaddies were seen rioting in the minority areas.

by devanampiya July 20, 2011

Caddy

1. Someone who carries your golf clubs for you.

2. Something that carries your food or drinks for you.

3. An abbreviated nickname for a Cadillac.

Not to be confused with "catty", which means when females don't play nice with each other. As in "ME-OW!!! If dat catty biyotch's looks could kill! I can't help it if her man is checkin' me out."

Should I use my pitching or sand wedge to get me out of the gravel parking lot next to some old guy's Caddy on this shot? Let me put my beer back in its caddy & go ask my caddy which club to use.

by ThatKasper June 7, 2011