1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
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Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Waitress: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
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'Wow, that girl's a calenting away!"
by edms850 February 25, 2011
Get the calent mug.In the freelancing world, a glass client is someone who believes that professional photography isn't hard work and all it takes is the click of a button to get professional photos. Glass Clients think that everything comes easy to a photographer, so they devalue the photographer they want to work with. They ask too much of them for too little of a budget.
They say things like:
"I don't have money for your hard work but I have lots of followers who will see it! There will be tons of exposure."
"I love your work, but I can't afford you. Can you give me a huge discount... just because I love your work? And if you don't say yes, I have a list of other photographers I can go to instead of you."
"You do this for fun so why can't you do it for free?"
"I just need a couple of photos and it won't take long, so I don't see why I need to pay this much?"
Glass Clients can't see clearly and don't realize the importance of photographers and artists in the world. They won't ask Gucci to send them free t-shirts because Gucci must be passionate about fashion, yet they will shamelessly exploit other artists to give up their work for free.
They say things like:
"I don't have money for your hard work but I have lots of followers who will see it! There will be tons of exposure."
"I love your work, but I can't afford you. Can you give me a huge discount... just because I love your work? And if you don't say yes, I have a list of other photographers I can go to instead of you."
"You do this for fun so why can't you do it for free?"
"I just need a couple of photos and it won't take long, so I don't see why I need to pay this much?"
Glass Clients can't see clearly and don't realize the importance of photographers and artists in the world. They won't ask Gucci to send them free t-shirts because Gucci must be passionate about fashion, yet they will shamelessly exploit other artists to give up their work for free.
A: Hey! Did you end up getting back to that person about your rates?
B: Yeah but I'm not down to work with them since they're a glass client lmao
B: Yeah but I'm not down to work with them since they're a glass client lmao
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