chumpkus

A douchbag or suck up that is in every class that no one likes.

That little fucker is a damn chumpkus

by askfucker December 29, 2009

chumpin'

1. verb: the act of being awkward in a funny or memorable way

2. adj: to be a chump; to be a generally awkward but funny person

"Dude! I think we just accidentally made a sex joke in front of your mom. "
"HAHAHA. We be chumpin'!"

by chumpophile October 27, 2009

chumping it

a person who is acting like a bitch

A girl in class was chumping it when she sucked one dude instead of five.

by KingCowboy650 March 26, 2011

Crumpkin

A blowjob/head while in the toilet taking a dump.

“This bad bitch named Zaliyah gave me a crumpkin yesterday.”

by Biggernalls November 28, 2021

Chimpkin

What I call my beautiful chickens.
They are loud and like to eat dirt.

My chimpkins need to stop eating dirt.

by Down-quark May 20, 2023

crumpkin

a delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory.

Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe?
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.

by mikelanders September 30, 2010

Chumkin

A term of endearment for a good buddy combining the words "chum" and "kin." Chumkin.

Example A.

Person 1: "Hey Amanda, where are you goin?"

Person 2: "I'm going to pick up my chumkin from the airport."

Example B.

"Hey chumkin, let's go out for lunch!"

chum kin friend buddy bud pal emdearment bro bff bestfriends

by Flyrod84 December 19, 2013