From Greek khronos, time; and Latin stupefacere, to be stunned.
The result when a person happens to glance at their watch and realize more time has passed than they assumed. Often linked with "Relativity" scenario's.
The result when a person happens to glance at their watch and realize more time has passed than they assumed. Often linked with "Relativity" scenario's.
Dad: "Son. Why are you home so late?"
Son: "Sorry Pops. I was chatting with this girl I like, and I swear I thought it was only an hour. But when I looked down at my watch, 3 had passed by! I was Chronofied.
Dad: "Son. Stop making up stupid words."
Son: "Sorry Pops. I was chatting with this girl I like, and I swear I thought it was only an hour. But when I looked down at my watch, 3 had passed by! I was Chronofied.
Dad: "Son. Stop making up stupid words."
by Chyren July 19, 2006
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Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."
Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."
Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."
by Chronisauraus Rex June 4, 2009
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I love this game- it's the best game ever! But it's sad that most people see the title and immediately skip past it because they think it's another shooting game (no offense to people who like that kind of stuff ^^.)
by muddymelly December 29, 2003
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I proudly support the chromosoids competing in the special olympics.
He forgot to wear his trousers today. What a chromosoid!
Stop being such a chromosoid!
Jean Chretien has a chromosoidal face.
You dance like such a chromosoid.
He forgot to wear his trousers today. What a chromosoid!
Stop being such a chromosoid!
Jean Chretien has a chromosoidal face.
You dance like such a chromosoid.
by Bronstein November 1, 2009
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by KimodoDragon October 10, 2018
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Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
by Banke February 22, 2020
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B: Yeah bro it's so sad that Chronoir don't want to give us their macaroni
A: Wait- holy shit Heterostatis is playing
B: Man they should've named the song "Gaystatis" instead haha
B: Yeah bro it's so sad that Chronoir don't want to give us their macaroni
A: Wait- holy shit Heterostatis is playing
B: Man they should've named the song "Gaystatis" instead haha
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