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christians

The only folk in the world that can discriminate and insult people other than themselves without being charged. Christians want their belief to be respected, but usually get very cross with non-christian people thinking the same way. They also believe that they are predestined for a better world thanks to their never-wavering faith in Gawd, and agree that all other people are simply inferior.

See also: muslims, jews.
"Hey, have you read The Da Vinci Code lately?"
"Die a painful death, you foul-mouthed atheist, priest of evil theories, for there is only one Book mankind should read! Dan Brown should burn in the seventh circle of Hell for his companionship with Satan!"
"So you didn't?"
by nvdw July 3, 2005
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christians

People who follow Christ. Those who accept the fact that God incarnate in man suffered and died for their sins so that their worthless, vile, disgusting, and completly undeserving souls could go be with Him in Heaven. Christians do not save themselves through their own actions (contrary to the popular belief that Christians need to be "perfect"...if they were, then why would they need Christ?).

BTW: Christians are the number one reason why Christianity is not followed, misunderstood, hated or basically ignored.
I am a Christian and the world hates me but that's ok because I want nothing that this world has to offer.
by GodsChild June 22, 2005
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Christianist

One who claims to be a follower of Christ and His teachings but who actively engages in acts and deeds that are contrary to His teachings.
A pastor who calls for the murder of someone whose political beliefs are disagreeable to him (or her) is a Christianist, not a Christian.
by SageGreen March 24, 2010
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Born Against Christians

A political cult designed to afflict the world with propoganda through mathematics,sounds,visuals and magikal means...
The born against christians are a paradox of the 21st century. See:Iconoclasts
See:Necromancy
See:Time Bomb
Born Against Christians were projekting negativity on another through music and word.
by Fadra de palm April 20, 2007
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Christians

People who use a religion called "Christianity" to cover up one or more personal weaknesses/flaws. Christians are often associated with racism, homophobia, and child molestation.
by Bad_Religion March 31, 2005
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christilily

someone who's parents could not decide what to name her.
She is extremely caring and puts others before herself
Eric: What is your friends name again?
Jessika: Christilily!
Eric: What? Tigerlily?
by Wicken189 February 16, 2010
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christitmas

a holiday that starts at july 1, happy christitmas.
"ah what a wonderful holiday to look at tits! christitmas here i come!!"
by hehe kayden June 16, 2021
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