David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.

You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!

by Salansar October 19, 2008

christenn

The shortest loyal girl ever

Hey have u ever got a Christenn ?

by InTheBag March 14, 2017

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013

Lora Christianson

BEST Friend IN THE WORLD
I love her!
SHes ma sister
And the closest friend
FUll of compassion and humor whoever says otherwise should be shot in the FACE

by NONE OF U IDIOTS BUSINESS August 16, 2003

christanson

the best last name ever and dont mess with then or they will hit you with a water bottle

''christansons are the best

by D1yapper_1227 November 25, 2024

Andreas Christensen

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.

Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."

by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021

Mason Christensen

he is the best person in the world and will beat you shit out of you and if you mess with him he will have to take extra time to make sure you don't do it again and if you see one you should treasure him because he is the best thing in the world and has the best thing in the world and it breaks records. he is insane at rapping and knows how to use his thing as if he was a god . if you see a mason you should befriend him at sight and maybe even more

your so lucky to have Mason Christensen

by the true identity finder February 25, 2022