Chris Brown

Beating the hell out of someone

"He made me so mad that I Chris Browned his ass"

by Big Pete house of munch March 22, 2009

Chris Brown

(verb); an action in which a man beats the nappiness out of a bitch while performing another task (ie. beating the shit out of Rhianna while driving). The person who implements this action usually tries to justify it by blaming it on witnessing past domestic violence within the family. Chris Browning most commonly occurs in urban areas and trailer parks, but is not limited to these areas.

1) My friend Tyrese Chris Browned his girlfriend Sheneneh while drinking a Colt 45 because she didn't fry the chicken right.

2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.

by The Hoovester March 6, 2009

chris brown

to beat, choke, or bite a woman..

"If that hoe ain't acting right, chris brown that trick!"

by runner842 April 14, 2009

chris brown

to physically raise your hand upon a bitch or person that has ticked you off or needs it bad. Or to satisfy ones need to blow off some steam

I need to chris brown a bitch

AHHHHHHHH! wtf bitch (smack)
By-stander: damn you just gave her a well-placed chris brown on that bitch she aint try nothin like that again yah heard!

by ONtime February 11, 2009

chris brown

[phone]

Chris brown should not be forgiven

by everyonewillknow July 28, 2009

Chris Brown

A exceedingly talented man with a messed up childhood who often comes across as a abuser. A person whose side of the story is never heard. And also a great example of why people are remembered only for their mistakes and not for the other marvellous things they've done or their talent. Basically treated like $hit.

Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...

Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd

by OlafIsmySpiritanimal November 23, 2021

Chris Brown

the act of beating someones ass. Obviously referring to Chris Brown biting Rhianna's nips off, or whatever. allegedly.

I'm about to Chris Brown that hoe if she don't call me back.

by too soon? February 13, 2009