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Chorfing

The act of getting a cut or a wound and jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.
Friend 1:"Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2:"Hold on let's try chorfing."
by Reetbe July 15, 2024
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Charding

MAKING ME CHARDING!?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!?
by V1nn7 December 24, 2023
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Chorbing

Done while making love; the act of gathering the ingredients for a basic soup and cooking it inside of your girl’s womb by sloshing her insides around with yo thang all sexy style
“I casted an evil chorb on this ho last night! We made a dastardly chicken noodle soup!”

Have you ever been chorbing? It’s the hit new thing everybody is doing with their girl. chorbing they shit all sexy style!”

“For breakfast, I usually eat a big bowl of chorb soup and some whole wheat bread.”

“She might be ran through, but this chorb we produce is some Michelin-Star level shit.”
by DastardlyCriminal866 April 29, 2024
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Churding

The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.
“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”
by muntmaxxing May 11, 2024
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choding

Mashing your penis so it becomes a chode
Priscilla started choding the her boyfriend upon his request.
by n/////? April 8, 2025
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Choding

Choding is when you grab the tip of your meat hose and squeeze it downward, making your hotdog wider and thicker than it is long.
I'm choding it right now, you wont know what hit you!!!
by Litzo June 18, 2025
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Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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