Choobtastic

A way to express how funny something is...normally a hilarious moment that is past tense but can be used for present tense when talking about something u like...

I hope this pool is choobtastic

Your mom was choobtastic in the bed

by Greg Olding June 11, 2008

cheaptastic

a value so great it is unexpected or pleasantly surprising, especially for items that can usually disappoint with low prices usually equaling low quality

This cheaptastic Target purse just got mistaken as a real Coach!

or

These cheaptastic Payless shoes actually feel and look good.

by neuralvertigo March 12, 2010

Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable

Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week

by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010

Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019

Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings

Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN

by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

Chuntastic

A word to exemplify the best of the best.
In Rocky II its said atleast 10 times to show the awsomeness of Rocky.
Its a word that mostly people with IQ over 150 like to use, because not everyone knows about it.

That was chuntastic done!
Chuntastic dunk!
chuntastic chuntastic!

by P.Y.L April 28, 2008