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Chotchkie

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007
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coochie farmer

A player, one who has sex with lots of girls.
Jesus, Dawn, stop fucking around with Kevin. He's obviously a coochie farmer.
by ndidds November 9, 2006
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coochie

A slang term for a womans vagina.

Coochie is a nice sounding word used when being frisky with your girlfriend.

It sounds better to say,"I want to play with your coochie" than to say "I want your cunt"
She told me I could have some coochie if I bought her dinner.
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
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coochie cash

Funds used to pay prostitutes

Funds obtained from prostitution (the avails)
The governor kept his coochie cash in a secret account.

She paid off her loans with coochie cash.
by Dr. Foo June 2, 2008
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Coochie cotton

by IamGAY234 June 18, 2020
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coochie lice

when the lice bugs start crawling out yo stank ass fishy ass cooch!
when the roaches start stanking up in ms amandas coochie

example: have you smelled ms amandas coochie? its stanky as fuck!

ikr that mf got some damn coochie lice
by stank ass fish bugs November 2, 2020
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International Coochie Day

August 28th is International Coochie Day. Ok that day everyone has to take a moment and eat a coochie like a key lime pie. After, have a moment of silence for all the coochie chasers who never got their coochie.
1: “Hey, today is International Coochie Day!”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”
by Anotheruselessaccount August 27, 2018
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