choosin'

Originated in tha town 510 (Oakland, CA)
when someone is interested in someone and stares them down, tryin to make it obvious they want them.. someone that everyone wants and someone who stands out...( they attract hella groupies)

ridin my leather and wooood..chooosin!
- too short

by hYPHYnIGGA January 4, 2005

cookstar

Someone who is a culinary rockstar and awesome at cooking.

Man, Mama Lucia cooks up some gooda pizza. She is truly cookstar of cookstars!

by Chef Boyardeeee March 16, 2012

Chookosssre

The word for calling someone or something dumb, or less than average.

“That seemed pretty straight forward, you Chookosssre. Jeez.”

by Notdumb123 July 2, 2019

I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009

Chonkster

Usually used to describe a very fat/chonk animal

Me: Look at that chonkster!
Friend: Damn, he chonkey!

by shraud June 14, 2021

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012