old chook

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.

"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."

by Diego November 5, 2003

Blue Chook

/'blu://'tʃʊk/
Noun
Synonym for Social Media App, Twitter.

Me: "You're busy there on your phone, what are you doing?"
Them: "Just having a whinge on the Blue Chook..."

by garliccrusher July 7, 2021

crazy chook

An amazing but crazy person. Is liked by everyone and is supportive. Has a great sense of humor and can be sensitive and strong-willed.

Hey did you see Alyssa today? She is one Crazy Chook!

by Some wierd person November 3, 2015

Feed the chooks

a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs

"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "

by Feeder of the Chooks June 18, 2009

chook raffle

A fund-raising raffle in which the prize is a frozen chicken. Popular in Australia.

Hey! I won the chook raffle at the pub last night.

by Son of Cawdrey December 15, 2015

feed the chooks

To masterbate, without giving it away so easily

i'll be back soon, i've just got to go and feed the chooks

by Megasaxon December 28, 2005

Chook skins

The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!

by Jethro.q October 28, 2008