chonked

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

by filter2700 August 13, 2007

Chonky Donks

When the DONKS are too CHONKY

Just yell CHONKY DONKS!

by Big Man Little Diaper February 27, 2020

Chonky

Chonky : adjective: pudgy, fat, or cuddly animal, usually employed to describe a dog or cat. Chonky comes from the French ‘Chonques’ or pudgy, that also originates from the Latin conce, an adjective that is used to describe an obese and tender person.

I. That dog is chonky. don’t you just want to cuddle with him?!

II. Why are you feeding Benhet so many treats? He is not a good boy and also he is starting to get chonky.

by Riqui De La Fleur May 14, 2020

the strokey chokey

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”

He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

choneys

undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.

I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight

by you June 27, 2001

Chokey Wank

The act which results in a celebrity death as a result of a failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxia.

You know that Bill from Kill Bill died of a Chokey wank?

by Finnbarr March 7, 2010

Chonker

what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death

Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!

Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.

Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!

by GallusAnonymus April 12, 2021