Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.

Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

Bumpin their Chops

People who are running their mouth and talking shit.

That ol' dusty ass crew was bumpin their chops so we had to regulate.

by Cristol February 20, 2010

dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob

i swear jim is a dong chomper

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

Chub Chomper

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.

That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.

by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009

Charry chompah

A derogatory or playful term for a person of Asian descent.

This Charry chompah need to get out the left land and turn the blinker off!

by Charrychompish April 19, 2011

chompsey

Male that wears lycra and is a closet homosexual. Enjoys bannanas and listening to men urinate

Hey chompsey, u don't always have to just put a bannana in your mouth

by brapstaa February 27, 2014

chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 13, 2009