chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey

Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems

by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

by Bryan Pott October 23, 2011

Intense rain storm; Usually associated with a storm

We were gonna go camping, but it came a real frog choker Friday night

by Jake Power March 23, 2007

Don't mess with that chicken choker.

by odogo January 18, 2004

A shagger who consistently pleases with his pork sword!

Your looking happy today barb!
I'm still drying out! I took the Chaddesden choker last night!

by Chard007 February 9, 2018

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

by irowboat August 27, 2009