Chocolate

Something women eat to get over the guys they loved but then the guy turned into an ass.

Women 1: Im so sorry! How are you ever going to get over him?

Women 2: Im going to eat chocolate like theirs no tomorrow.

by kmjnhbgfvsxwefrthnjkmlknbgvdxs June 29, 2011

Chocolate

A smexy dog who knows what he wants and gets it. He is adorabley cute and has a beautiful booty. The question everybody wants to know is: How deep is his butt?

The chocolate dog is amazing, I wish he was my dog.

by ChocolateTheDog May 19, 2018

Chocolate

Diabetes

I have Chocolate

by TheUNUNUNUNiverse July 21, 2020

Chocolate

Chocolate- a extremely delicious food made out of cocoa and milk that you don't want to share with people

Person 1- I looooooove chocolate
Person 2- ooh, can I have some
Person 1- No

by Alleeeeeex May 14, 2015

Chocolate

Slang for weed, marijuana, Mary jane etc...

Sketchy dude asks:

Heyyyy mannn you want some chocolate?
You: ?

Sketchy dude: Come on man. You know chocolate?
You: like what kind???
Sketchy dude: you know like some chocolate.
You: oh that kind of chocolate. Haha

by Magicman007 January 2, 2015

Chocolate

A male that a teenage girl likes, the word chocolate used as a code to keep it a secret.

Did you talk to your chocolate today??
I like my chocolate with caramel and nuts!

by Liz Arnaud August 22, 2010

Chocolate

Code word for cannabis. Most likely to be used in reference of the state of being "brown n' crumbly".

"So, yesterday, I picked up more.. chocolate. Let's get brown and fuckin crumbly."

by le thtoner January 27, 2007