When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.
I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.
by Twisteromono September 17, 2013
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by Laurerz November 9, 2013
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I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.
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Get the cockblocker mug.someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
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by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
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