chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.

Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.

by shimee September 23, 2013

Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.

SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!

by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018

Chopstick Gang

A Chinese Gang that goes around the streets and pick pockets people with Chopsticks. In 2020 These people will go into war against the Egg-roll Man and the Orange-Chicken Man.

The Chopstick Gang has stolen a weed from Snoop Dogg

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018

Swallow a chopstick

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.

I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.

by thecreepywhale May 31, 2018

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006