Chindian

When you fancy a curry or a Chinese but can’t make your mind up about which takeaway to order so you order both.

I really fancy a chicken vindaloo and a beef chow mein with some prawn crackers and vegetable samosa- let’s order a Chindian

by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

chindian

Half chinese and half indian (the taxiedriver kind). Enjoys lax and shrimp salad.

Chindian is a lax god.

by Shrimpsalad March 31, 2005

Chindian

A Chindian is a person who is of both Chinese and Native American descent. Pronounced (Chin-dee-an, a mix of the named groups Chinese & Indian). Due to the lax immigration laws and the abundance of Native American inhabitants, Chindians are most commonly found in large Canadian cities.

Chindians are strange, easygoing group of people.

Hubert: So I'm confused, your name is Rabbit Standingongrass but you're obviously Asian and drive a Honda Civic?

RS: Haha, silly white man. I am Chindian.
Hubert: What the fuck is a Chindian?

by Reynalddelechatilon October 1, 2018

chexican food

When you get so very lazy that you combine your leftover chinese food and Mexican food as one meal.

I was feeling lazy last night, so I just ate my chexican food.

by Cymriccat June 13, 2013

Chexican

A mexican person who eats chinese food, CONSTANTLY! Also called for short, "Chexi"

Come here chexican!

Chexi, do the dishes

by D.J. yuh mom November 7, 2010

Chindian

One who is of Chineses and Native American/Aboriginal descent. Most commonly found in western Canada. Mostly found on the border of Chinatown and the hood. When called a Chindian, they take offense. They prefer the terms "Chaboriginal" and "Chinuit."

The young criminal Levi almost killed was indefinitely a Chindian due to her squinty eyes and Whitequill shirt.

by Dick Pepperfield April 25, 2010

Chindian

Product or person of dubious quality, usually of Third-World origin. Derives from term to describe from low quality bongs produced in either China or India.

Chaz: My Pantec Matrix phone is so fucking ghetto. It keeps falling apart!
Sam: Lol that thing is so chindian!

by Alan Li 41488 January 26, 2011