birddoggin chicks

The act of trying to mate with the most attractive women at the bar often done through the use of excessive alcohol consumption. Usually accompanied by peacocking, mating calls, and showing strengths of manhood.

"What did you do last night?"

"I was at the bar birddoggin chicks all night."

by coverlicious44 July 8, 2009

dicks before chicks

1. When a girl leaves her friends to hang out with her man.
2. When a girl forgets about her friends because she got a boyfriend all the sudden.
3. Inverted "hoes before bros"

"Sarah's a ho. Everytime she gets a new man, she's always dicks before chicks. And then she comes back a month later when she breaks up with the guy and just expects everything to be the same."

by msizzle88 October 8, 2007

chicks before clits

This is an expression similar to "chicks before dicks" and "bros before hoes", but it is used by lesbians and/or female friends of lesbians.

Lesbian: "Hey, I gotta date tonight with a hot, blonde girl!"

Friend: "But I thought we were gonna go see a movie tonight! I was looking so forward to it! Whatever happened to 'chicks before clits'??"

by blonde_lesbian91 September 12, 2010

chicks before dicks

the female equivalent of "bros before hos"

"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"

by Majestic Asia Crane October 16, 2009

fat chicks

What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."

"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"

by Meow! May 8, 2005

chicks with dicks

office drones who at one time may have been men,but now think and act like women. these girls use all the office tricks of real women, fake friendliness, fake niceness,back stabbing,gossip,and rumor. good luck to a regular guy who steps on one of these bitches toes. instead of confronting the offender they smile while waiting for a chance to stick in a knife often the offender dosen't even know that he did something wrong. a chicks main weapons are rumor and gossip, she will say that someone did something implying that the someone is her target, but never really naming him. her target is in a can't win situation if he ignores the rumor then it's true,if he conforts the chick she denies it and the target is now a bully, and a brute. the only real hope the target has is someone higher up than the chick for his own reasons tells the chick to shut up or get bitch slapped.the chick will then denie any knowledge of the affair and knowing that she's being watched leave her victum alone for now.

i saw a bunch of chicks with dicks going to lunch at the center looked like a girls night out. jon was ok until i told him we couldn't do it his way i thought he would scratch my eyes out. bob was let go, too bad he was the only one who wasn't a chick with a dick. i turned down the job too many chicks with dicks in that place.

by benthere March 3, 2008

chicks with dicks

See the movie "Clerks" by director Kevin Smith to hear this phrase in a good context.

It's hermaphroditic porn! It's "Chicks with Dicks 47".

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004