cheeser

A slang term for a cheese slicer.

Hey, where the fuck is the cheeser? I want some cheese and crackers. Slices!

by Kristina Funke April 30, 2006

big cheeser

A big smile, usually displayed while posing for a photograph. Could also refer to the person smiling rather than the smile itself.

Andrew signed my yearbook right on top of his big cheeser.

by Dorkelf May 24, 2006

Beefy Cheeser

When a person takes a dump in one's mouth and then proceeds to receive full fellatio

"Squeak totally gave that dude a Beefy Cheeser last night it was GROSS!"

by Jrizza May 8, 2010

ultimo cheeser

One who is given to extreme cheesiness.

I cant believe he was serious about wearing his scout master uni to the party, he is an ultimo cheeser.

by Marx and Engels April 29, 2006

Wiggly Cheesers

An Alternative to expletive (cuss words, profanity) terms.
replacing words'Holy Shit', 'Oh Crap', 'I fucked up' 'WTF' or 'FUCK!!!!' for Wiggly Cheesers when other (e.g. Children, elders ect..) individuals are present.

(Drops Ice cream ) GOD DA...... UGH WIGGLY CHEESERS!!!!

by Elfresh June 29, 2016

Albany Cheeser

A long phallus shaped piece of uncured processed meat that may contain an unspecified cheese but drives all of the capital district area women wild with hunger pains.

Dan, any plans for the weekend? Yeah, we’re going to look at some homes in Colonie then after that we’re going to watch the animals swallow some Albany Cheesers at Crossgates Mall!

by Brad the TN April 26, 2020

Dick cheeser

Someone who has dick cheese on there penis

John is a dick cheeser

by Mauq February 14, 2022