Brookneal Cheesecake

when you take a girl out to eat, buy her a gift, and then she dont give no play.

David took Danielle out to eat but all he got was a brookneal cheesecake.

by Major JMC July 4, 2006

Cheesecaking in Public

Enjoying a Dutch Bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.

Hey, wanne go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers

by CLNR May 31, 2020

Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008

mardi gras cheesecake

an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.

New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"

New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"

by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006

cheesecake

Cheesecake is a dessert consisting of a topping made of soft, fresh cheese (not always cream cheese), usually on a crust or base made from hard biscuits (such as a graham cracker crust), pastry or sponge cake.1 It may be baked or unbaked. Cheesecake is usually sweetened with sugar and may be flavored or topped with fruit, nuts, fruit sauce and/or chocolate. Various flavours of cheesecake exist, such as lemon, strawberry or toffee.

What are you eating?
Oh, I am eating cheesecake.
Cheesecake is one of the best desserts in life.

by david faustino November 14, 2012

Penis Cheesecake

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.

Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!

by Zante2011 August 14, 2011

houdini cheesecake

Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.

by Baker November 1, 2003