cheesewank

1:*sniff sniff* eww ben have u been cheesewanking?
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!

Look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!You cheesewank!!!

by warren March 19, 2004

cheesevan

Mid-Day quickie with a dude who drives around with cheese that he delivers but doesn't make.

Ugh, you guys, I was doing so good with not being a huge slut, but then got totally cheesevanned yesterday.

by DuckandOFace November 28, 2013

Cheeseandtoasteed?

A word used by member of staff in Subway or sandwich artists used as a timesaving substitute for "Would you like Cheese on your sandwich, sir? Would you like me to heat it up in the toaster for you?"

Customer: Asixinchmeatballmarinaraonitalianherbsandcheese please.
Sandwich Artist: Cheeseandtoasteed?

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

cheesebang

One, particularly female, who enjoys the cock. Most commonly gets it on a daily basis, and is usually not attractive.

STFU you cheesebang.

by ph33r April 5, 2004

chesse like pancakes

To have a lot money

I got the chesse like pancakes

by Young Loc July 18, 2006

CHEESELAND

cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o

"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"

by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005

Cheesewank

Like a normal wank but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the penis before masturbation takes place.

Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.

by Pervy P April 28, 2009