Cheesy Hampton

A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.

I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.

by Britannic May 24, 2009

cheeky digit

The cheeky digit : surprise finger in the butt during a sex act

Izaak gave her the ole cheeky digit Friday night...

by CherryxGow January 11, 2017

cheesy roger

When a hand job is given but there is residue/dust on the hand from a cheesy snack such as Doritos, Wotsits or Cheetos.

Myles: "How did the date go last night?"

Ant: "It wasn't going too well until she whipped out the Wotsits and gave me a Cheesy Roger "

by CheesyRodger November 10, 2017

Cheeky nonce

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce

Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.

by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020

CheesyMilkshake

A Sexual act of gaping ones asshole so wide you can fill it up with canned spray cheese and semen to be mixed with a dick or dildo. There are many version of this milkshake, if you have a big imagination and combination is endless.(Main Recipe)1bottle of canned spray cheese, half a bag of Cheetos, at-least half a cup of semen(dick needed as mixing tool)

Bro it was crazy, I made a CheesyMilkshake out of her.

by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 1, 2021

Cheeny

Dead mission. If you get called cheeny or your shit gets called cheeny, just give it up.

Shout out Rickie Wedlow

I tried to help shorty get on her feet but she’s fighting too many demons, it’s cheeny, I can’t save her.

by thatguy405 February 14, 2021

Cheesy P

Cheesy P otherwise know as Le Fudge is the true gypsy king who could bate the head off Mike Tyson anyday just for the craic. Can sniff penny's from a mile off and has the best Jew lazers the world has seen. Despite having a tiny mickey, don't get comfortable as he will steal your missus in a second with his fudgy scent and Adidas appeal.

Jesus "Is that Cheesy P coming?"
Rabbi "Oh no, I better run or he will steal my pennies"

by I'm not even a wolves fan. Up July 7, 2021