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Cheerios Drunk

A level of drunk so profound that you have an incessant need for Cheerios or another food and no amount of embarrassment will stop you.
Dang did you see Nicole last night? She was Cheerios Drunk, she was eating them straight off the floor faster then my dyson could.
by Ace 26 July 2, 2017
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Coolios Like Cheerios

A term to express something being rad. You can also add, "in a kitchen cabinet" or, "in a kitchen cabinet in France."

Adding that will express how beyond awesome something is.
"Dude, that trick was coolios like cheerios!"
by Keri Tomlin June 11, 2008
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Honey-nut Cheerios

When a man drenches is testicles in honey and rests them in a bowl of cold milk. Works great for a breakfast in bed surprise for the Mrs.
-"Wake up, sweet-heart. I brought you breakfast that's delicious, heart-healthy, and with help lower your cholesterol!"
-"Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing!?"
-"It's honey-nut cheerios; surprise!"
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
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Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.
D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"
by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010
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shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.
"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.
by ShitInYourCheerios August 31, 2017
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Cheerioaste

A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for all eternity.
Yeah, I've tried Cheerioatse. They taste like ass.
by Eyeballflyball August 8, 2003
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