Charmin

Being ultra soft; not doing something that your friends want you to do

"London do you want a beer? Or are you going to be charmin?

by KingLing69 January 13, 2022

Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper

Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!

by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018

Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.

Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.

by youthCulture January 22, 2018

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Charminator

When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up

Dude: Head to the store for some more TP...I'm working on a charminator.

by Madjohnston June 28, 2017

Charmin

Describe’s someone who is soft.

“Mike P is so soft, get him some charmin”

by Mk91 March 8, 2020